I went to see the doctor yesterday because I have a compulsion to recite pi to 874 digits.
He said I'm being irrational.Submitted by: giorgiss
After being examined by a doctor, the patient asks, "Is this a rare illness doctor?"
The doctor says, "Not really, the graveyards are full of people who had it!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I wanted to join the police but I failed the screening process. I couldn't even play 'Every Breath You Take'.
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Could my local force be having its first person with Down's Syndrome in uniform?
Apparently, he would be a Special Constable.Submitted by: giorgiss
After much consideration, a childless couple decide to try artificial insemination. The woman goes to the clinic for her first appointment and is told to take her knickers off and place her feet in the stirrups. When she is ready the doctor comes in and proceeds to remove his trousers too, saying, "Well, you wanted to get pregnant. We are out of bottled stuff so you'll have to settle for draught."
Submitted by: giorgiss
Police arrested two boys. One was eating fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid...
They charged one and let the other off.Submitted by: giorgiss
You've gotta take your hat off to hairdressers.
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I went to a psychiatrist last week. I felt people kept taking advantage of me. I'm going back tomorrow to finish decorating the surgery .
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I was going to sue my Neurosurgeon until he changed my mind
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Homeless man killed in fight with another tramp over magazine pitch.
Police investigating have said It's not a Big Issue.Submitted by: giorgiss
