A guy returns home from the Doctor. His mate asks, "Why are you looking so miserable?"
The guy replies, "The doctor says I have to take one of these tablets every day for the rest of my life."
His mate adds, "That's not too bad."
The guy says, "It is - he's only given me four tablets."Submitted by: giorgiss
Dawn French is so upset over her break up, that she has gone on hunger strike. Doctors have given her 24 years to live.
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Help a London child this Christmas...
Kill a social workerSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a Lehman's banker and a pigeon?
A pigeon can still leave a deposit on a Ferrari.Submitted by: giorgiss
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."Submitted by: giorgiss
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why don't Daleks hide in orchards?
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Gynaecologist, at your cervix.
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What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Bubble wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."Submitted by: giorgiss
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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