As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News- US love letter posted in 1958 takes 53 years to arrive
The Royal Mail could learn something from themSubmitted by: giorgiss
I went to the doctor today and said, "Every time I close my eyes I see pink striped tigers."
"Have you seen a psychiatrist?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "just pink striped tigers."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy
He said " Thats a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yes" I replied, "They're in favour of it, 14 to 3..."Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a doctor's appointment on Monday. I'm not even sick.
It's just that I've been working out and I want someone to see me naked.Submitted by: giorgiss
A doctor is walking down a hospital ward when he hears a shriek and sees a nun running out of another doctor's office. Curious, he steps in to find out what's going on.
"Oh, I just told that nun she's pregnant," says the second doctor.
"My god, is she?" asks the first doctor.
"Of course not," says the second doctor, "but it cured her hiccups!!"Submitted by: giorgiss
This young girl goes to the doctor's.
The doctor put a stethoscope on her chest and says, "Nice big breaths."
And the girl says, "Yeth, and I'm only twelve."Submitted by: giorgiss
Saw a headline in the news last week "police hunt missing criminal." How is that a headline? Isn't that just their job description?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Officer: "What's your last name?"
Polish guy: "Zshertnotski-Scymbwuckcuk."
Officer: "How do you spell that?"
Polish guy: "With a hyphen."Submitted by: giorgiss
A policeman stopped me earlier.
"Do you know why I've pulled you over?"
I said, "Because my tyres look like doughnuts?"Submitted by: giorgiss
