Tip of the day:
When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."
Don't say, "For Detroit."Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call an African accountant?
BlackadderSubmitted by: giorgiss
I have a question for all you French who think no one should be allowed to wear a veil at work.
...what about bee keepers?Submitted by: giorgiss
My cousin just died, he was only 19.
He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got caught speeding yesterday. The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.
Half way down he stopped me and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come back to the station with me as you're staggering."
I replied, "Oohh, you little tiger, you're not so bad looking yourself."Submitted by: giorgiss
How many black policemen are praying that all the good stuff isn't gone before their day off?
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she wanted to try some role-play in the bedroom and bought me a police costume.
That night I was nowhere to be seen and eventually arrived about an hour after the event.Submitted by: giorgiss
A doctor called in his next patient. This was an Italian immigrant and he always had problems making him understand.
The man walked in and proudly put a model of Buzz Lightyear on the table.
"I'm sorry? What's this for?"
"You tell me bring specimen."Submitted by: giorgiss
"If you want to live much longer" said the doctor gravely, "you'll have to stop smoking."
"It's too late for that," I said.
"It's never too late to stop."
"Well, then I have plenty of time left."Submitted by: giorgiss
Our window cleaner was outside jumping up and down and screaming earlier.
Some people lose their rag so easily don't they?Submitted by: giorgiss
