My friend is really interested in magnets.
Personally, I can't see the attraction.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just come back from the corner shop.
I bought four corners.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a cheap Jack-in-a-box and it failed miserably.
It doesn't surprise me.Submitted by: giorgiss
You won't believe me when I tell you this, but I'm a big liar.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Took a fat girl out for dinner two weeks ago.
She's still there.Submitted by: giorgiss
A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet.
He got lost at C.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son made it through a blood transfusion so I bought him a 50" HDTV.
He loves his new plasma.Submitted by: giorgiss
It pains me to say it, but I have a sore throat
Submitted by: giorgiss
Know what's odd?
About every other number.Submitted by: giorgiss
Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low.
Submitted by: giorgiss
