My doctor told me to quit my helium addiction before I got carried away.
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Anybody else listen to Radio 1?
I wish they had told us that Radio 1's big weekend was on. They haven't mentioned it once in the last two weeks.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why did the Mafia boss cross the road?
Revenge! The road had crossed him the week before.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took my dog to a car showroom today.
I turned to him and said, "They have an interesting Range Rover."Submitted by: giorgiss
I invented the upside down house.
It's now a top cellar.Submitted by: giorgiss
My 5yr old son was expelled from school for race crime......he used blu tac on his egg and spoon.
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Vanish...
Very much like a van.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a camera and, whenever I photographed people, they came out looking bald-headed...it was then I realised that I was using Kojak film.
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Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself a new hat.
They smell a bit but at least they're free.Submitted by: giorgiss
Support your local search and rescue squad. Get lost
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