Jokes in category: “puns”:

In France they make their omelets with only one egg.
You see, in France one egg is an oeuf

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I was completely alone on a boat with nothing but some shrimp and a fishing rod.
I decided I should try to Master Bait.

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My uncle slipped on some beans last week.
If only he had the benefit of Heinz sight.

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I saw some nerd walking around with a little '2' floating above his head the other day.
Square...

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I never jump on bandwagons.
I climb the steps carefully so as not to damage my trombone.

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Why are photographers always so depressed?
Because they always focus on the negatives.

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I was recently asked if as a young boy, was my mother very strict with me.
I said, 'let me get one thing straight, my mother was never a young boy.'

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I bought "Supermarkets- The videogame".
I was disappointed by the lack of Co-op

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I decided this morning to dress up as Gandalf for Halloween, but I can't help but think I left it a bit late to get the costume together.
You just can't get the staff these days.

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I went to a party for meteorologists yesterday.
Lovely atmosphere.

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