My mates call me the horse whisperer, not because I'm good with horses, I've got throat cancer.
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I used to have a job operating an elevator. It had its ups and downs...
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"My bones are very brittle!" My wife snapped.
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I was in bed with this bird last night and she asked if she could cover me in ketchup and lick it all off.
I thought,' That's a bit saucy.'Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate my internet provider.
It may be Virgin, but it keeps going down on me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Aim for the stars,but first,aim for their bodyguards
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For his birthday I bought my son a large wooden castle, but he hated it.
It's the fort that countsSubmitted by: giorgiss
"Vigil held in Birmingham" I don't know where the other Thunderbirds are.
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The invisible man marries the invisible woman....
The kids were nothing to look at either.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call it when a fraud falls from the top of a building?
Condescending.Submitted by: giorgiss
