Royal Mail takes ages to come.
Kate Middleton is going to be very sore on her honeymoon.Submitted by: giorgiss
I loaned my mate Office 2007, but he wanted it kept a secret.
He has my Word.Submitted by: giorgiss
I want to open a pub and call it the Go-Go-Gadget Arms.
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The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
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When I was little I had imaginary friends and I used to play with them all the time.
They were real people, i just imagined they were my friends.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the best type of bait to take on a fishing weekend?
Jail bait.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate was trying to convince me that there are these islands way out in the Atlantic which are technically part of Britain.
"No way," I said, "that's just Scilly."Submitted by: giorgiss
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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I went to the doctors and he said I was in the early stages of heart disease.
I took it with a pinch of salt.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work at the Royal Mint and, to be honest, I make a lot of money.
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