What happens if you hook up two 9V batteries to a raisin?
You get an electric current.Submitted by: giorgiss
A zombie looked at me straight in the eyes.
He was dead serious.Submitted by: giorgiss
You should never throw wooden shoes down the toilet.
You'll clog the system.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a bald king with no sons?
Heir lessSubmitted by: giorgiss
I ate the most wonderful flatfish today.
It was brill.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not a big fan of street food.
It's just a bit too pedestrian.Submitted by: giorgiss
So what if I don't know what the definition of the apocalypse is, its not like it's the end of the world
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Some jokes are so pointless.
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Abu Hamza keeps dropping his Nokia...
His phone's always off the hook!Submitted by: giorgiss
When you think about it, "Don't let anyone tell you what to do" is impossible advice to follow.
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