Guy Ritchie has described ex-wife Madonna as "a perfectly good screen actress".
He also thinks Andiry Voronin is a perfectly good footballer and Gerry McCann is a perfectly good father.Submitted by: giorgiss
Now that I'm a 31 year old man, I've found that one of my greatest pleasures in life, is seeing women, either ex girlfriends or girls I was infatuated with years ago, who have now turned into fat hideous beasts.
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Is there something about suffering a bereavement that makes you lose your ability to spell?
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Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has been accused of dancing on Steven Gatelys grave for money.
What a mug, after today well all be able to dance on his grave for free.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"
Just in case you want to add them on Facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate said, "Imagine you didn't know the word for 'An undetermined or unspecified thing'!"
I thought, "Well... wouldn't that be something!"Submitted by: giorgiss
Women and flowers are similar.
They have to be attractive until they get fertilised.
It doesn't matter what happens after that.Submitted by: giorgiss
With comic relief being on iPlayer, I can choose the bits I actually want to watch.
None of it.Submitted by: giorgiss
So that climb of Joe McElderry ended pretty soon didn't it?
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eFax - "Send or Receive Fax's via email"
So that'll be an email then.Submitted by: giorgiss
