The man who can, does.
The woman who can't, makes extra effort to find fault with the man who can.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in the pub at closing time with my mate last night, I said "can I borrow your phone please? I need to call a taxi and I've left my mobile at home"
He said "sure, you can use my new iPhone"
Anyway, to cut a long story short, it took me about half an hour to walk home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I said to my wife over breakfast this morning, "If I was on death row and I had to request a last meal, it would definitely be one of yours."
"Awwww, really?" she smiled.
"Of course," I replied.
"They wouldn't need to bother with the lethal injection then."Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently 25 million people in Britain watched the royal wedding,the other 40 million were worshipping in mosques...........................
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If mono means one, and poly means many, what does Monopoly mean?
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Means "one person owning many" usually properties or businesses.
This aint wiki answers, this is a joke site...Submitted by: giorgiss
A policeman pulled me over for speeding today.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going, Sir?"
I said, "Roughly about the same as you."Submitted by: giorgiss
I just heard that scientists have discovered that ecstacy could cure cancer.
Well done science. Now just prove that cocaine cures a cold, alcohol improves driving ability and Rohypnol is a just a harmless natural aphrodisiac that helps women make great decisions. That would be great and should get me out of prison.Submitted by: giorgiss
Am I the only person eagerly awaiting a Sickipedia iPhone app?
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I can't believe how long its taking for the 'geniuses' at Gillette to bring out a new razor with six blades!
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In future I'm going to Sainsbury's to buy their own brand of condoms
Apparently you can really Taste The Difference.Submitted by: giorgiss
