Microsoft have announced they are releasing a 'social phone.'
Excellent news; I've been waiting for one I can speak to people on.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate told me today; "You'll never get a girl if you stay on that computer all the time."
Tell that to my Runescape girlfriend.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are the toilets at a petrol pump always shut?
Because if their open, someone might clean them.Submitted by: giorgiss
According to last week's Sun, we are all going to die on September 10th.
I don't know what's worse, the world ending or people taking the Sun seriously.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just seen a news presenter asking an astronomer where is the best place to look to see tonights meteor shower..
'Up' surely?Submitted by: giorgiss
Just expanded my farm with the newly released 22x22 size,
moved round my animals, and my trees to accommodate it all and look way cooler.
Now I just need to get a girlfriend and a job.Submitted by: giorgiss
MSN News Headline.
"Gardener shot in head has no memory of event."
I'm the same, sometimes I forget where I put my keys, sometimes I forget what day it is, sometimes I forget when I've been shot in the head.
No-one remembers the little details.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife was trying on new clothes and asked me "How do I look?".
I told her "You use your eyes like everyone else, you stupid cow!"Submitted by: giorgiss
After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world.
Books, now run on electricity.
Nice.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News:
Pilots protest over flying hours
What do they want, the rest of the world to relocate a bit closer to England?Submitted by: giorgiss
