TVGUIDE: 10pm tonight, The Inbetweeners..
Channel: FacebookSubmitted by: giorgiss
I might go and see the Muppets tonight.
Anybody know what time their flight arrives from Milan?Submitted by: giorgiss
"Clegg: I wanted to 'wring' bankers necks".
Didn't we all Nick.
If only one of us had reached a position of political power, like say, Deputy Prime Minister, then we might have actually been able to do something about it.Submitted by: giorgiss
George Bush : "Suicide bombers: we are gonna find you - and we're gonna make sure you don't do it again..."
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Onions always make me cry for some strange reason.
Most probably because when I was a kid an onion lorry ran over my dog.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sarcasm.
Yeah, THAT'LL work.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just bought a new chair and inside was a packet of silica gel. Thank god it had 'do not eat' written on it as I was about to sprinkle it over my chips.
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Man with huge nail accidentally fired into his skull by nail gun described as 'lucky' by US doctors.
Yes indeed, lucky him.Submitted by: giorgiss
The government has announced they will spend 150,000,000 on kitchens to help fight obesity.
Isn't that like opening brothels to help fight promiscuity?Submitted by: giorgiss
Oh glorious day! Bin Laden has been killed in a secret American CIA operation where no photographic images were taken before burying his body at sea. We can now rest easy knowing that a trustworthy agency in the US of A has told us that a terrorist leader has been killed.
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