So, BA's cabin crew say they're not going to work for 12 days over Christmas.
This truly is a black day for British Airways.Submitted by: giorgiss
With all this talk about having a cull on foxes to prevent any more babies being mauled I've come up with a brilliant idea.
Basically we invent a sport where posh people chase foxes on horseback, perhaps with horns to signal the direction of their movements and some kind of other animals with them to actually kill the fox, lets say for arguments sake, packs of dogs.
I reckon it might take off.Submitted by: giorgiss
Women want equal pay? Great! Start by paying for dinner.
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I just recently fell down the stairs carrying my 2 year old daughter, don't worry though, I managed to strategically position her in such a way that I didn't get hurt.
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What's the difference between my kitchen and the council?
My kitchen always has enough salt.Submitted by: giorgiss
Following the death of the 16 year old girl shot at a London takeaway, a post-mortem examination has given the cause of death as a gunshot wound.
That'll soon clear up all those conspiracies of a new super intelligent species of flying, metallic, flesh eating beetle.Submitted by: giorgiss
'I'm gonna cut off my eyebrows and draw new ones on with a pencil' - Woman logic
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Policemen nowadays clearly don't have common sense anymore..
They clamped my car the other day because it was blocking traffic..Submitted by: giorgiss
You're about as useful as Joseph Fritzl's wine cell-
ok, bad exampleSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've just heard on the radio a story in Scotland where a family have had their children taken into care because the parents are over weight and social services fear for the childrens safety.
What are they going to do? Eat them?Submitted by: giorgiss
