BBC News: "The most comprehensive statistics published so far on the August riots in England show that those who took part were poorer, younger and of lower educational achievement than average"
They really hit the nail on the head with this one...

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My girlfriend came into the living room and asked, "Has somebody been clipping their toenails into the bath?"
"You mean apart from me?"

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My wife just gave birth to our first son after an arduous 23 hour labour.
Glad I wasn't paying her by the hour.

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