I just answered the phone to a market researcher and he said,
"Good morning sir. Is it possible to speak with Mrs Jennings?"
"She's gone out", I replied.
"When would be the best time to call and speak to her?", he asked.
I said, "When she's in" and put the phone down.Submitted by: giorgiss
A police investigation has found that counterfeiters have doubled the number of 1 coins that they forge every year.
Wouldn't it have been easier to just start making 2 coins?Submitted by: giorgiss
It's a terrible old world when half of African mothers will either lose their children to famine, disease, Madonna or Angelina Jolie.
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"Ancestry.com - Who will you discover?"
My ancestors?Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the most powerful anti-depressant available?
Divorce.Submitted by: giorgiss
Carslberg don't do good beer.
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For all Americans who don't think your stupid ...
Read the words on the right --->Submitted by: giorgiss
Status: Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
I guess that's exactly what you're doing sitting in front of a computer on Facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Girlfriend and I were watching television earlier when she said to me,
"Don't you think it's unfair that when a man sleeps with many women he's called a stud... but when a woman sleeps around with a lot of men she's called a slag?"
After five seconds or so of silence she said to me "Mark, are you even listening to me?"
"Oh sorry dear... I couldn't hear you over the sound of those dishes not being washed"Submitted by: giorgiss
Sky News- "Crocodile Dundee Star Banned From Leaving Oz"
Doesn't he realise he just has to click his heels together and say 'There's no place like home'?Submitted by: giorgiss
