If Rebecca Black had released her song today, on a Friday, we would have just laughed it off and say it was an April fool.
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Tesco: 'Try Our New Handmade Sandwiches Today'.
As opposed to the other sandwiches which they made with their feet.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've never really got why people congratulate me on my birthday.
It's basically saying "Well done! You've managed to make it another year without dying!"
Thanks.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sky Sports News: Haye lost because of a broken toe.
Fair play to him; I once broke a toe and I couldnt punch for weeks...Submitted by: giorgiss
The church of England showed today they really care, asking people to pray for the situation in East Africa,maybe if they sent the four million pounds they have in shares in news international,just might work better.
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I'll tell you who gets a bad press.
Anyone who reads The Sun or Daily Star.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently a fifth of disabled adults say the paralympics are patronising. Ah bless.
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My fat, ugly wife rang the police, "I'm being stalked... I want 24hr protection."
"We'll be there shortly ma'am" they said.
I don't think they took it too seriously though.
Ten minutes later there was a noise outside, she opened the door and found a can of Sure on the mat.Submitted by: giorgiss
In other news, scientists are trying to figure out if those who believed the recent McDonald's hoax have an IQ above 18.
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"Good things come to those who wait"
Unless what you're waiting for, is customer service.Submitted by: giorgiss
