A judge has ruled that the SFA had 'no right to impose a transfer embargo on Rangers FC.'
I suppose he's right. After all, it was only 20 years of tax evasion.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really have invented the worlds smallest violin,
But everyone thinks I'm just being sarcastic!Submitted by: giorgiss
What does lightning and a female Chinese boxers punches have in common.
Only one in a million strike you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dropped my phone down the toilet.
Thankfully it's a Nokia so it didn't flush.Submitted by: giorgiss
Right, lets get this straight
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So close.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't buy sure as the adverts sound too sarcastic.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Mark Duggan's family must be really shocked by the scale of the riots his death has caused.
I bet they never realised he had so many friends up north.Submitted by: giorgiss
Rather than saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw this away for me?"
Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum's just told me 'this is not a hotel'. I was like 'I know. I've been into the bathroom. I've seen how big the shampoo bottles are'.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought one of those "Memory Foam" mattresses the other day,
It doesn't work, I think it's got amnesia.Submitted by: giorgiss
