My mate called in for a beer earlier .We talked about going to the gym.I said physical fitness is a little weakness of mine.My wife popped her head around the door ,and said don't forget to tell your mate about your other little weakness!
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Sky News
'Great Train Robber Remains In Prison'
Well he can't have been that great if he's in prison.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've started watching Bargain Hunt on the BBC recently, and it has got me really excited about the profits that can be made from dealing in antiques.
I've just dropped the curator of the Louvre an email asking if I can buy the Venus de Milo for 100 - I hope he agrees, based on what I have learnt from the show I could get as much as 108 for it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me: in Nicaragua, beautiful women used to be thrown into volcanoes.
Wife: you wouldn't do that to me would you?
Me: ......................, I said beautiful womenSubmitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: "Missing tourist found alive in US."
On holiday, strangely enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife tried telling me that women are smarter than men....
"Is that why anyone with a high I.Q can join that club womensa...."Submitted by: giorgiss
A bully pushed me over in the playground today, and I grazed my knee slightly.
Naturally, this means that I am now the future winner of The X-Factor 2012.Submitted by: giorgiss
If money does not grow on trees,why do banks have branches?
So they can hang their customers out to dry!Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought some pajamas the other day, and when I got home I realized they had pockets.
Which is great, because now I no longer have to hold things when I'm asleep.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate it when I don't forward chain mail and I die the next day.
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