Groundskeeper "Oy you, It's against the law to fish round here".
Me "I'm not fishing-I'm teaching my worm to swim".Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she's leaving me because I'm a "self-loving narcissist".
Jokes on her, 'self-loving narcissist' is redundant. I wouldn't have made that mistake.Submitted by: giorgiss
Portuguese detectives have tonight found the body of Maddie McCann in her Praia Da Luz apartment.
The Metropolitan Police have been first to offer their congratulations.Submitted by: giorgiss
I downloaded i-player and i-tunes onto my i-mac to put on my i-pod and i-pad.
Im so excited i cant wait to get on the i-phone and tell all my friends! Balance, O2 customer services and the samaritans will be well impressed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know what all this hype is about Man Utd's goal against Tottenham yesterday? It was at Old Trafford after all ...
The unbiased referee clearly let Gomes off a booking for handling the ball in his own area as well.Submitted by: giorgiss
Pat and Mick, came from Ireland to Liverpool, and the mother said before they left "If you get in one of them big black taxi's only pay the fare on the meter."
When they arrived in Liverpool they called a black taxi and asked to go to an address in upper parliament street, when they arrived the taxi driver said, "that will be 4",
Pat said "There is only 3.60 on the meter and that is all I'm going to pay you,"
"Iye," Says Mick "And that's all I'm going to pay you as well,"Submitted by: giorgiss
Woo! finally something for the trophy cabinet ! That tiny little trophy will look huge in our cabinet.
Right next to where they expected the world cup and the Wimbledon cup to sit...Submitted by: giorgiss
I have just noticed a label on my new headphones that says 'Insert headphones in ear'
There was me thinking it was a suppository.Submitted by: giorgiss
TV advert for a home learning....
"I have just completed my creative writing course, the feeling is....indiscribable"
Money well spent then!Submitted by: giorgiss
Red Dead Redemption is so real...
It's like your really in Back to the Future part 3.Submitted by: giorgiss
