Walked in the kitchen to see my dog at his water bowl earlier today.
So I quickly ran up and tried giving him a good shafting from behind.
Before I could stop him he turned and bit me on the hand.
He can give it but he can't take it.Submitted by: giorgiss
So the arson attack that killed 6 children in Derby was started using petrol.
Surely there was a cheaper alternative like throwing gold bullion through the windows.Submitted by: giorgiss
How can you tell if a man suffers from low self esteem and has no sense of self worth?
He's a house husband.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't need to use Sickidates to find Mrs Wrong.
I'm already married.Submitted by: giorgiss
Roughly, women go through the change at more or less the same time in life.
As soon as you marry them.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've won soo much on the Euromillions, IE cannot display it!!!.
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"Murder accused says he is 'Crossbow Cannibal' "
Carlsberg don't do defence strategies, but if they did, they'd be about as good as their beer.Submitted by: giorgiss
In france they've always been very thoughtfull about the environment. I mean even in 1624 lodewijk de 14e allready thought about it. He designed the fountains in the palace of Versailles in such a way that only half of them work at a time.
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Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.
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Some people are as complex as the pricing strategy at Poundland.
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