I ate cheese in my dream last night.
Now I'm having a nightmare day.Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend of mine always keeps his cards close to his chest.
He's got a little thalidomide hand.Submitted by: giorgiss
The "I before E except after C" rule doesn't apply to the word efficiency, which isn't a very efficient rule.
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They say 'no news is good news'. Well, last year, my brother went on a 2 week backpacking holiday in Zimbabwe and we haven't heard from him since.
He must be having fun.Submitted by: giorgiss
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
Yabba Dabba Do. - Fred FlintstoneSubmitted by: giorgiss
A foolish man will tell a woman to shut up.
A wise man will tell a woman she is beautiful with her lips closed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm Worried that my addiction to Helter Skelters is spiraling out of control.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why don't they give out toilet roll in KFC?
Beacuse is finger lickin' good!Submitted by: giorgiss
How long before this 'Original Author' gets abused?
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A woman's success is directly proportional to how wide her legs will spread.
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