As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?Submitted by: giorgiss
The advantage of being clever is that you can pretend to be dumb.
The opposite is more difficult.Submitted by: giorgiss
The price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.
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I'm a peeping tom and windows are my idea of fun.
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I asked my wife to grab me a beer from the fridge earlier.
She said, "What did your last slave die of?"
She got stabbed actually. After answering me back and making me wait for my beer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a spring in my step.
It's like a launch pad for Jehovah's Witnesses.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has clearly never stepped on one.
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I don't know who Pete is, but he must be pretty important for everyone to worry about his sake.
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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun."
Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?Submitted by: giorgiss
