Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 216 words.
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Return flights.
They take me back.Submitted by: giorgiss
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why don't Daleks hide in orchards?
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I'm sick of defending my son every time someone calls him a freak.
He needs to learn how to stand on his own three feet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Herbal medicine.
Because thyme heals all wounds.Submitted by: giorgiss
Good things come to those who wait.
Well... except for the people on death row.Submitted by: giorgiss
I worked very hard to get to where I am in life.
An unemployed university graduate.Submitted by: giorgiss
If I had a pound for every time my wife accused me of being unfaithful,
I could've bought my girlfriend that necklace she's always wanted.Submitted by: giorgiss
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, they're going to touch you.
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