"In for a penny, in for a pound," she said.
It was at that point that I realised the girls in the brothel would be pretty rough.Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone know what hot cakes sell like?
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Two vital tools in life: WD40 and Gaffa tape. When it doesn't move and should, use the WD40; when it moves and shouldn't, use the gaffa tape.
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I remember Thursday like it was yesterday.
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Somebody was telling me earlier about the Mayan Calendar and an event predicted to happen on the 21st of
December 2012, but I can't remember what it was.
Oh well, it's not the end of the world.Submitted by: giorgiss
My gran always used to say that, "No news is good news."
No surprise that she was soon sacked from her job as a journalist.Submitted by: giorgiss
I fondly recall the time I discovered a cure for Dementia.
Aah...that brings back memories.Submitted by: giorgiss
Isn't it funny... No matter where you stand in the road, you will always be referred to as "In the middle"
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Wise old saying: Girls who use their heads can stop the population explosion.
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Doorbells.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.Submitted by: giorgiss
