Once you go black you never go back...
No, seriously: if you go to a black man's house, you're never getting out.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Then it's still all fun and games, just without depth perception.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend's like a parking ticket. She's got "fine" written all over her.
She fell asleep and I had a marker pen.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why does no one ever say 'Did I say that out loud?' after actually having said nothing?
Submitted by: giorgiss
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S ickipediansSubmitted by: giorgiss
The wife really let her hair down last night.
She dyed it ginger.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate is a star.
He had a crash and lost his legs.
Then the shock made him lose his voice.
But does he make a song and dance about it...NO!Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said to me today.
"It's typical ain't it, I was lying down to sunbathe then the heavens opened."
I replied, "Well it must be true when they say, if a cow is lying down its going to rain?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Who said political correctness was counter productive?
"Ethnic cleansing" - Making genocide sound like a good thing since 1994!Submitted by: giorgiss
Honesty may be the best policy.
But insanity is a better defence.Submitted by: giorgiss
