The guy who split the atom is probably thrilled that we use 'sliced bread' as our measure of greatness.
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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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"Pablo, do you know the Chemical symbol for Silicon?"
"Si Senor."Submitted by: giorgiss
Alchemists had it all wrong.
They used fancy words and symbols to turn lead into gold but my way's much easier.
Just swallow some and collect the insurance.Submitted by: giorgiss
To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?Submitted by: giorgiss
Chemically speaking, the only difference between male and Female is an iron.
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So, Albert Einstein said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.
He obviously never trod on a rake.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today during a Physics lesson I tried my best to figure out why a Black Hole is so called.
All until my mate pointed out that they steal light and matter.
Then I understood.Submitted by: giorgiss
Isn't it ionic that oppositely charged atoms are attracted to each other?
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Ar
The atomic symbol for PirateSubmitted by: giorgiss
