I bought a TV aerial today and everyone in the shop starting to whoop, cheer and clap.
I got a great reception.Submitted by: giorgiss
Argos;
The only thing it needs to sell to its customers is a New Gene PoolSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've just received an email to say that I've won a 1000 shopping spree in waitrose.
I'm so excited, I don't know whether to buy 3 loafs of bread or 6 pints of milk.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't buy sure as the adverts sound too sarcastic.
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Personally, I never buy anything off the black market. It never works and theres no way of sending it back.
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I've just been made redundant, gonna have to make some sacrifices and go back to Basics...
Yep, that's right, no more Taste the Difference for me!Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into my local music shop and asked for something that goes 'ping'.
'Ping?' The owner asked.
'You'll do!'Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm releasing a new product this winter called 'Chocihot', its a chocolate bar designed to make you feel warm inside.
My slogan is going to be 'Chocihot kills!'
Lambert and Butler had the same idea and they are selling in the millions...Submitted by: giorgiss
I went shopping today hoping to update my look.
The sales girl informed me that combat chic was the latest thing, pointing to a mannequin that was sporting the current fashion.
The boots are cute, I thought, but I just can't see myself in camouflage.Submitted by: giorgiss
The local supermarket has a "buy two get two free" offer on pregnancy tests (yes, really, just for those girls who think they'll need 4 kits in the near future).
And a special offer on wine by the case.
Coincidence?
Tesco: proudly serving the nation's slappers since 1919.Submitted by: giorgiss
