Jokes in category: “social networks”:

Not a joke, just a quote from facebook on a "I love my Duvet" group.
Group: If your bed could talk what secrets would it tell?
Reply: I have no idea because I wouldn't be able to understand it ... My bed was made in China.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Twitter.
The ugly persons facebook.

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So it's now acceptable to use the word 'Facebook' as a verb.
Well in that case, I just Sickipedia'd your daughter.

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John Terry changed his relationship status to 'It's complicated'

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Religion was like the original Twitter
See how many followers you can get and lie to get them

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My Facebook was getting spammed with FarmVille requests and achievements, so I thought I'd check it out.
I have to say, after 5 minutes I was hooked.
I just couldn't stop adopting the black sheep with no home and I couldn't help but wonder, 'Do you think Madonna uses Farmville?'.

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I hate it when people that I barely know try to add me on Facebook at 2.00 in the morning.
From what I can work out, the only things we have in common are Insomnia and lack of a social life.

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What kind of person thinks 'one of my best friends has just been electrocuted, must nip off to start a facebook group'?

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A 19 year old man is accused of hacking into more than 500 thousand Facebook accounts and sending nearly 27 million unwanted messages.
If convicted he faces up to 6 years hard labour in FarmVille.

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I am getting slightly ticked off now as I have waited a good few days,
and Kevin McGee still hasn't accepted my Facebook friend request.

Submitted by: giorgiss