BBC NEWS - UK unemployment total on the rise.
That now means all the people on the dole can have the jobs that the newly unemployed are leaving. Problem solved!Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News "Highland Toffee firm goes under"
That's hard to swallowSubmitted by: giorgiss
This morning some salesman saw me lying on the bed and went"Sir that one looks really comfortable but have you tried the new Seally Posturepedic Super comfort matress yet?"
I went,"I can tell you sales people are very desperate in these hard times."
He went,"Why,is it because of my sales pitch?"
I went,"No mate,it's because you're in my house."Submitted by: giorgiss
I let nerves get the better of me before a big job interview yesterday.
At least I think it was nerves. It was either that or my M.S.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work in recruitment and I'm always amazed at how many people list "Reading" as one of their hobbies on their CV.
I've been there a couple of times and it's a dump.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have started to walk around the city centre in a suit, so people think I actually have a job
Submitted by: giorgiss
'Djeez, what a small office you have, dad', my son said when he visited me at work.
'Shut up, fool', I said, 'I'm taking a dump'Submitted by: giorgiss
It's our 'health a safety officers' night out tonight.
We're going to paint the town in a hypoallergenic red paint, but only to a height of 2 metres, therefore eliminating the need for anyone to climb unsafely or overstretch themselves.Submitted by: giorgiss
My grandad's been a barber for fifty years.
You gotta take your hat off to him.Submitted by: giorgiss
After getting a job at the clock factory, I asked my new boss:
"What hours will I do?"
He said, "Are you stupid? All 12 of them."Submitted by: giorgiss
