A guy came into my shop wanting 10 bees to make his own honey.
I put them in a jar, and he said, "There are 11 in here mate."
I said, "I know, one's a freebie"Submitted by: giorgiss
I threw a hedgehog at a dartboard once...
Scored 3480.Submitted by: giorgiss
A dog goes into a telegram office and asks to send a message.
"I want it to say 'woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof'"
The man says, "You have paid 10 and only used 14 words. You can add another one at no extra charge."
The dog says, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."Submitted by: giorgiss
The hedgehog made his way down to the riverbank and very slowly walked into the water. As it got deeper, he soldiered on, gasping for breath. Suddenly he disappeared under and was only just able to get back to the bank.
After resting for 10 minutes, the hedgehog tried again, after going under twice more he managed to get back to dry land before collapsing. This time it took him longer to recover but once he felt fit enough he started back into the water. Two ducks were watching from the other side of the bank and one said to the other,
"Come on George, don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A British aquarium claims to have the world's first vegetarian shark.
Either that or they're playing a really good prank on Nigel the tank cleaner.Submitted by: giorgiss
It was a very sad day when I took my cat to the vet. The vet looked at me and said, "I'm afraid your cat won't last long, it's the big C..."
"What? Cancer?" I replied.
"No," he answered, "curiosity."Submitted by: giorgiss
I wanted to start a business grooming dogs.
It's not doing too well at the moment though. Not enough dogs have MSN.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl call her dog?
Eeeuuuurrrrhhhh!!Submitted by: giorgiss
I was told today by the council that my dog had to be neutered. There is no way that I can afford to do this at a vet...
...So I dyed him ginger.Submitted by: giorgiss
We had to say goodbye to our German Shepherd yesterday.
Auf wiedersehen, pet.Submitted by: giorgiss
