I've just been offered eight legs of venison for 50.
Is that too dear?Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes, I really hate myself.
But that's just life when you're a racist chameleon.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's ironic that I can't seem to find anywhere to insure my pet Meerkat.
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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?
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I took my son's goldfish to the vet today but it died just before we got there.
I knew I should have put some air holes in the cardboard box.Submitted by: giorgiss
Went to the zoo yesterday.
The meerkats didn't look impressed when I asked them about car insurance.
Guess they hear it all the time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Convincing a dog that I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
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I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier - I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied, "Muzzle 'im?"
"No," I said, "I think he's an atheist."Submitted by: giorgiss
A feller was sitting on a park bench eating his lunch when an old lady with a poodle walked up.
The dog was pestering the guy for some food, so he asks the old lady, "Is it ok if I throw him a bit?"
She says, "Sure, go ahead."
The feller grabbed the dog by the neck and chucked it over the hedge.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.Submitted by: giorgiss
