'Camilla stable after surgery'
Don't they mean in her stable?Submitted by: giorgiss
A horse walks into a bar and asks, "Why the long face?"
"What?" asks the confused barman.Submitted by: giorgiss
Lost my job as a shepherd because I couldn't count the sheep.
I kept falling asleep.Submitted by: giorgiss
My sick dog brings all the bait I need to go fishing with.
He's a worm carrier.Submitted by: giorgiss
did you hear about the blind skunk ..... it fell in love with a fart
Submitted by: giorgiss
For some reason, I find any animal with hypersensitive hearing really eerie
Submitted by: giorgiss
Behave.
The place where posh bees fly to.Submitted by: giorgiss
Researchers at Bristol University say a breed of blood-sucking ticks has been discovered in the UK. Wait a minute, blood-sucking leeches appearing near the start of April?
That's just Inland Revenue!Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife's got a new penfriend.
Even pigs need someone to play with.Submitted by: giorgiss
I accidently left my lunch in the car today. It`s okay though it was only a couple of hot dogs.
Submitted by: giorgiss
