While Stephen King suffered from writer's block he inadvertently wrote The Shining.
I hope my tale of child molestation achieves similar success.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife has been moaning and complaining a lot recently so i thought i'd buy that new book "50 shades of grey" as a suprise.
You should have seen the look on her face when i smacked her round the head with it.Submitted by: giorgiss
'50 Shades of Grey' is about a guy who gets a young girl to sign her whole life over to him?
So a bit like Josef Fritzl with a contract!Submitted by: giorgiss
Suarez and Evra.
Still a better love story than twilight.Submitted by: giorgiss
72 year old, Geoffrey Leonard EVERY PAEDOPHILE'S HERO!
Order his "How to Books" now!Submitted by: giorgiss
As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend -- for she was also slightly unhinged, occasionally sticky and responded well to being stripped and given a light oiling
Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't wait for Reading
Waterstones is gonna be wild!Submitted by: giorgiss
Due to the popularity of "50 shades of grey" , a new underwear range will soon be in shops.
Think i will stick with my own brand though....
50 shades of brown.Submitted by: giorgiss
There coming out with a 50 Shades Of Grey women's under wear line.
That's nothing new my boxers have been 50 shades for months now.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Girlfriend has moved onto the fourth book in the series.
she's now reading Fifty Shades of Make Me a Sandwich.Submitted by: giorgiss
