Cannibals must love finger food.
Submitted by: giorgiss
They say you are what you eat,
so how come I'm not a dead abandoned baby?Submitted by: giorgiss
"Don't put your elbows on the table, it's rude",
...said one cannibal to the other.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Butchers pedigree chunks", Quality dog food coated in a thick gravy sauce with minerals & herbs extracts .. "Made in china."
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My wife makes the best Sunday dinner.
Until the kids noticed her tattoo on the roast.Submitted by: giorgiss
Baby food tastes nothing like baby...
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Finally got the ex. out of my system.
Suppose its back to buying meat from the butchers again.Submitted by: giorgiss
I find it surprising there's all this uproar about eating a couple of genetically mutilated cows and how dangerous and morally wrong it is.
Come on, even if I had to do most of the work, a night with 2 slags from Norfolk can't be that bad?Submitted by: giorgiss
Right then, checklist for tonight.
Cianti. Check.
Fava beans. Check.
Great. Now all I have to do is sit tight and wait for this census man.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mates call me Pepperami. Not because i've got a fiery temper.
Its because i ate my kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
