I was sat with a tribe of cannibals when the chief's daughter gave me the eye.
I would have preferred a leg.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Officials seek ways to double the number of tigers in the world.
Just cut them in half.Submitted by: giorgiss
A word of advice, never accept a cup of Joe from a cannibal
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It was when I made sausages on my work experience, that I vowed never again to work in a cannibal's butchers shop.
What a way to make ends meat.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife refuses to cook.
I probably need to turn the oven up.Submitted by: giorgiss
If I ever met a cannibal, I'd give him a piece of my mind
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I just can't wait to see the look on the faces of the families when the rescue starts at the Chilean mine and they realise that there's just one, very fat miner left down there.
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My wife makes a nice sandwich.
Next I think I'll eat the mother-in-law.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't mind a Chinese, but I couldn't eat a full one though.
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How do you make an abortion more interesting?
Have it with chips!Submitted by: giorgiss
