My wife is always saying "Waste not, want not." But then yesterday she said I was rude and tacky when I asked for a doggie bag!
Anyway it turns out they don't have them at the abortion clinic.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife is busy cooking and I can't wait.
I'd say another hour or so before she's tender.I'm starving.Submitted by: giorgiss
I attended a seminar at uni today when the tutor claimed he'd once eaten a man's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Must've been a Hannibal Lecture.Submitted by: giorgiss
I managed to convince my best mate to let me spit-roast his wife last night.
Unfortunately she was too much for us to eat in one sitting, but at least his children will have something in their pack lunch tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a Chinese girl once. Half an hour later, I wanted another one.
It's hard work sometimes, being a cannibal.Submitted by: giorgiss
Cannibal: someone who really is fed up with people
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Two cannibals are talking.
- I don't like my mother-in-law...
- That's fine, mate, just eat the chips then.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between an abortion and a McDonald's big breakfast?
The scrambled eggs from McDonald's are inedible.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife just got back from the butchers
....now which part should i eat first?Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend has always said to me you are what you eat. So today I killed Cheryl Cole tied my girlfriend down to the bed and made her eat the corpse
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