I didn't know what to make of the salesman who called to my door earlier.
So I went for an old favourite.
With fava beans and a nice Chianti.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do vegetarians count towards my 5 a day?
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My girlfriend said that she wanted a fairytale relationship.
So I ate her Grandmother.Submitted by: giorgiss
A cannibal says to his mate, "That bloke I just ate keeps repeating on me."
"What was his name?" His mate asks.
"Dave."Submitted by: giorgiss
I had some friends for dinner yesterday.
We were snowed in and I had to eat something.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was always told to eat my vegetables.
I still can't get my wife's screams out of my head as I tucked into our paraplegic son, Johnny.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two cannibals are having dinner.
"Your wife makes a great roast," one of them says.
"I know,' the other replies, "but I sure am going to miss her."Submitted by: giorgiss
I just got the new ginger version of Facebook today.
It's exactly the same but it removes all the friends options.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wifes been cooking for just over an hour now.
It serves her right for marrying an cannibal.Submitted by: giorgiss
People in work think I'm weird because I told them that I think babies smell nice.
I didn't even get the chance to add "after 3 hours at 150 degrees."Submitted by: giorgiss
