Jokes in category: “cannibals”:

I love working in the abortion clinic.
I've not had to go out and buy food for 6 months now.

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Hear about the vegetarian cannibal?
He only eats swedes

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Let's eat Grandpa!
Let's eat, Grandpa!
Commas, save lives.

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Reuters: "British surgeons separate very rare conjoined twins".
I prefer mine well done.

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If you ate yourself would you get fatter or just disappear ?

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When can cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

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I've decided that I'm anti-abortion.
They taste better alive.

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Cannibals - there's a good person in all of them.

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I've just had a urine test.
Someone just phoned me up and said "You in?"

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USA and Britain have finally apologised for their part in the slave trade in the 18th and 19th centuries, and so they should. But in the spirit of going forward, shouldn't certain African tribes apologise for cooking vicars in enormous metal cauldrons and stealing their top hats?

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