Is cease fire just the American word for reloading?
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My girlfriend says she can always smell feet in my house.
Which is fair enough as I have 3 tesco bags full of em under my bed....Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm personally neither for nor against abortion.
But if one ever got offered to me on a plate I wouldn't turn it down.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think I've had enough of my girlfriend.
At least there is enough left for sandwiches tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a car off a cannibal earlier and got ripped off. Cost me an arm and a leg.
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I don't understand why the Crossbow Cannibal left over so many body parts of his victims!
Maybe he'd bitten off more than he could chew !Submitted by: giorgiss
As a cannibal, I often find the term 'baby food' very misleading.
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As soon as I walked into the cannibals dinner party, someone gave me handshake.
It was delicious.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do Dyslexic cannibals eat?
Brians.Submitted by: giorgiss
Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
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