A man gets stranded on a mysterious island where he comes across a stranger.
Slightly worried he asks the stranger "are there any cannibals on this island?"
At which the stranger replies "no, no ,no don't worry there aren't any cannibals here.....
I ate the last one"Submitted by: giorgiss
Having the boss and his wife round for dinner I tried to make everything perfect. I set the table, got out the best china and helped cook in the kitchen with the wife ...
Despite the best wine, the wife's meat being perfectly tender, lovely music, it soon became obvious when the police arrived ....
That they weren't into cannibalism.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between potatoes and people?
I don't eat the eyes of a potato.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists discovered two things today :
A new diet-plan for Cannibals ;
And a cure for Anorexia .Submitted by: giorgiss
Just overheard my colleague say to another colleague "Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off".
It's hardly something you do by accident, is it?Submitted by: giorgiss
What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat?
Refried Beings.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder if cannibals are advised to try and eat five swedes a day?
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My wifes been cooking for over an hour and still isn't done.
I need to take her out and check the stove.Submitted by: giorgiss
At a family Barbecue, I ended up falling out with everyone because not one of them even gave my girlfriend a chance they just stared at her black skin, I had to eat most of her myself. Racists.
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If the Crossbow Cannibal hadn't bolted his food there would have been fewer leftovers to attract attention.
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