Did you hear about the cannibals who decided to make a stew?
They all had a hand in it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I find it hard to eat my five vegetables a day.
Mongs are so hard to find these days.Submitted by: giorgiss
Once, we got seriously lost on a holiday, and eventually even had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
It was tough, but our choices were either that or McDonalds.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and my mate spitroasted this brilliant girl the other day.
she cooked well, and tasted delicious.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always give my dog leftover bones from my dinner for him to chew on.
As well as being a tasty snack, it also removes any last bit of DNA from the person they came from.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just opened a Cannibal themed restaurant.
We would love to have you for dinner.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sitting amoung a tribe of cannibals when one handed me a plate full of human digits.
It was a finger buffet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Nothing beats the taste of freshly baked cakes in the oven
Submitted by: giorgiss
I just bought a Chinese recipe book for cannibals.
It's called, 'Dead Man Wokking'.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Nan made a lovely dinner today with just cauliflower, peas and gravy.
Not only healthy, but she tasted delicious.Submitted by: giorgiss
