Why should I be the one to take the kids to see their psychologist? I don't even love them.
Submitted by: giorgiss
As I looked at our son, I said to my wife, "It's amazing how much snot you can get up the nose of a one year old."
She said, "Will you stop doing that."Submitted by: giorgiss
I hurt my back today..
I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not saying your child is ugly... I'm just saying you will never have to worry about paedophiles.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't like children.
What people don't seem to realise is that babies are here to replace us.
Once you understand that you can see just how sinister they are.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm watching my neighbours kids whilst they are away on holiday.
If they leave that door unlocked, I'm in there.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tip for the day:
When a Census taker asks how many children you have, the correct answer is not, "As many as I can catch".Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate asked me why my children always blame it on someone else.
I said, "I'm not sure, they must get it from their mother."Submitted by: giorgiss
If sperm's really good for the skin, why has my daughter still got eczema?
Submitted by: giorgiss
The Government has decided that cough medicines don't work on children under 12 and are withdrawing them from sale.
I beg to differ, I find it makes them nice and drowsy.Submitted by: giorgiss
