Sold my daughters virginity to a family member. She doesn't know yet. Her uncle Steve won. That's not MY brother, its my wife's brother, in case you thought I was a sicko.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know why my children hate bubbles so much.
I only took them to the neverland ranch once.Submitted by: giorgiss
I see Ubisoft have released a new "Michael Jackson: The Experience" computer game. I look forward to buying it for my kids and then playing with them.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Whilst we were driving home I was trying to show my wife the correct use of the throttle.
It's by far the best way to shut the kids up.Submitted by: giorgiss
I believe in letting the inner child out...
once they've earned their freedomSubmitted by: giorgiss
I lost my Virginity the other day, and i rang around all my friends to tell them, and they all said i should ring the police! So i rang the police and told them, and they said i was wasting police time and could receive a fine!
My missus said thats the last time she lets me name any of our kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw on the news there the headline "Has China mother had octuplets?"
...or is she just a nanny for 8 unrelated kids?Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a third party, fire and theft policy.
And sadly, because of that, I no longer get invited to three-year-old's birthday parties.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife told me she's pregnant with a girl. That's great, I can save 20% on allowance!
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife hates it when our baby kicks her.
I say baby, he's nearly two now, but at least he's a quick learner.Submitted by: giorgiss
