"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Smith, get out of the filing cabinet.'"
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I tried reading the sun the other day, cost me a fortune in laser eye surgery afterwards
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You know you have a drug problem when you use the talk to frank booklet as a catalogue.
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I don't understand why so many people want to go to the gym to get "big"
Surely McDonald's is the better place to goSubmitted by: giorgiss
Jonas Screw, the famous human-drain cleaner who worked for Dynorod for 40 years, was taken to hospital after he nearly drowned when stuck upside down in a manhole.
Doctors said he was still critical, but said he would still pull through!Submitted by: giorgiss
My psychiatrist has diagnosed me with paranoia.
But u can't take any notice of him, he's always had it in for me.Submitted by: giorgiss
