There is currently one thing which prevents me from going to Fat Fighters.
The front door.Submitted by: giorgiss
Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.
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Dawn French was dropped twice as a baby.
Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.Submitted by: giorgiss
This new research into how subliminal advertising is taking over our minds is a load of local singles in my area.
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The brain is the most outstanding organ.It works non-stop,from the time you're born until....you fall in love.
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Jogging: it won't help your face, luv
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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My wife has become so fat, I said to her
"You are starting to look like my ex-wife".
"But you only have ever been married to me". She replied
"Yes, I know"Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a fat kid today... I had to run home to make sure mine hadn't escaped
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I Lost my Donor card yesterday and they got one of my kidneys before I could cancel it.
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