Isn't it ironic that fat people wear joggers?
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Its not nice to make fun of people in wheelchairs, my dad's got a wheelchair...
He nicked it off a crippled childSubmitted by: giorgiss
My wife went to the doctor to ask for a facial surgery. He told her he'd make a 40% discount if she brings the dynamite herself.
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I saw a woman at the gym who was looking a bit bewildered.
I walked over and said "Hi, you must be new".
She laughed and said "Is it so obvious?"
"Yes" I replied "You're seriously out of shape".Submitted by: giorgiss
I was speaking to my blonde sister the other day whilst watching Maury.
As we both were watching a morbidly obese woman come onto the set, I said to her ''that fat woman makes me feel like throwing up''.
She looked at me disgusted, and yelled ''don't be racist!''
I laughed at her stupidity, then turned to her and said, ''They don't matter, even if fat people were a race, they'd lose anyway''.Submitted by: giorgiss
Wow that self testing examination for testicular cancer has really taken off with the Chavs..
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Ever since I started using Garnier Fructis fortifying shampoo I've been intimidated by my hair because it's healthier & stronger than I am.
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you make me as happy as an aneroxic in africa
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Athletico Madrids Colombian Striker is what Carlos Tevez would have looked like if he hadn't had his face set on fire and then put out with a rusty frying pan.
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My new girlfriend is exercise crazy, it's getting to a point where I'm losing a lot of weight from this. But I'm really begininng to hate it, I'm just not that into exercise.
Well at least from a brighter perspective, I've killed two stones with one bird.Submitted by: giorgiss
