Health & Safety.
We'll save your life with our rules, but after following them, you'll probably want to die.Submitted by: giorgiss
Fat jokes just bounce off me, like pretty much everything else.
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scientists have just confirmed that they are about to start studies on the female brain .
This comes after a decade of trying to locate it .Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been to the Doctors, He was very impressed with my footwear, He said i had healthy shoes.
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I went to weight watchers and I lost 30 pounds.
Unfortunatley, I only found out when I opened my wallet when I got home.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of risk?
All londoners are fat, lazy overweight virgins who spend the whole day on their computers, wasting away their lives minute by minute. They need a life and a girlfriend!
Joke by Afielding,
23 St Margarets Road,
Twickenham, London, EnglandSubmitted by: giorgiss
Why did the princess never brush her hair?
She had leukaemia.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like to monitor and record my progress down the local gym.
I did great this morning - I almost reached the door!Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a huge series of stretch marks all over my body
That's the last time I try to get ripped in less than four weeks.Submitted by: giorgiss
Weight Watchers should use Club Penguins slogan...
'Waddle around, and make new friends'Submitted by: giorgiss
