When I worked as a personal trainer my job was to help people with their fitness goals.
Once this large woman said to me, "Can you help me define my abs?"
"Certainly," I said, "podgy, sloppy and disgusting."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been entered into the health lottery,Or trying to get into a doctors practice as it is known round here.
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Humans: doing it wrong since Eve went on a health kick.
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I got up this morning and ran around the block 4 times! Then I got tired, so I picked it up and put it back in the toy box!
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Recent research suggests that a three minute burst of intense activity once a week could give noticeable benefits in fitness and weight loss.
That's all very well but some of us are married.Submitted by: giorgiss
My doctor told me that I'm chronically unfit and I need to start doing an activity at least three times a week that gets my heart pumping and brings me out in a sweat.
Snorting cocaine it is then.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just heard that there is going to be "training for Mars" thats one way to get obese people to exercise.
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I was shocked to realise I had lost two stones when I was at weight watchers the other day
I bought four at the offy - a couple must have fell out the carrier on the waySubmitted by: giorgiss
My wife has just done a 2 year stretch.
She takes her exercise far too seriously.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think my doctor fancies me.
He said I have acute paranoia.Submitted by: giorgiss
